I just entered into a t-shirt competition with the Zombie Research Society, the mission? To design a practical and functional weapon for use against zombies from items not designed for that purpose. Simples hey? and here is my answer!
ok here we go… they way I see it all you really need is a short piece of string (shoelace perhaps), a classroom ruler (you know the really sturdy but flicky ones which have a hole pinched in for no explicable reason) and wait for it… a very pissed off hamster. Tie the hamster’s back legs to the ruler (through the hole) and perch him on the end. And catapult that baby like your back in school! The best bit is that he always comes back and lets be honest there teeth are sharp. Could do some serious damage if your in a tight spot and near a child’s bedroom.
This is only a close range weapon, the long range version is currently under development. Having trouble getting my damn hamster to come back.
Genius huh? I think I have a good chance of winning!
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A Fresh Start
2010 is not only a new decade but a completely fresh start for me. I am moving from the "shire" and to the bright lights of the big city. What a better way to record that than in a blog? (Another first for me!) Feel free to try out any of the recipes/ideas and please let me know about any suggestions or improvements you may have. All will be gratefully received.
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